Saturday, December 19, 2009

Sweet, Delicious Ketchup a la Lays Wavy Potatoe Chip

I just made my taste buds sing freakin' Christmas Carols. Yes, yes, I know. Taste buds do not have a mouth, tongue, vocal cords, or voice box, and, therefore, cannot sing.

Today, I gave my taste buds all those and more. (I got them a Nintendo DS, too.)

Anyway, when I went upstairs after posting my first blog, I ate some Potatoe Chips. They were delicious.

But they were missing something.

Missing zing, a sparkle of flavor that makes you want to burst with joy, throw up on a cute, baby bunny and watch it throw up in turn.

(That would be cool, actually.........watching a baby bunny throw up.........)

So, I decided to put ketchup on it.

You're probably thinking something like, "SICK, TWISTED PERVERT!! KETCHUP RUINS, NAY, DESTROYS POTATOE CHIPS!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?!?!"

No, I do not know that. All I know is, it tasted delicious. It took my taste buds on a journey to the magical land of Ketchupmixedwithachipania. There they danced and sang like the penguins in the film Happy Feet. For 10 seconds all I knew was sweet joy, happiness, and ecstasy.

Until I swallowed and it kinda made my throat tingly and my eyes watered.

But it tasted so gooooodd.........

Anyway, I gotta go work on one of my movies. Sounds fun. (not)

Gotta work on storyboards, but I can't wait to start animating.

See ya later

Reed

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