Thursday, December 24, 2009

Rudolph meets Godzilla and MERRY CHRISTMAS!!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=417lLxSLAOE

My new animation "Rudolph Meets Godzilla" based on Marv Newland's 1969 animation "Bambi Meets Godzilla".

Also, since I probably won't be on tomorrow, Merry Christmas. Have a good one, and be safe on those crappy roads they say we'll have.

Happy Holidays.

Reed

Sunday, December 20, 2009

My Experience at A Sunday School Christmas Program ( Or, Dear God, make it stop!!)

At church today, the Sunday school kids had a christmas program. And I thought it was bad being in it. Watching is like punishment for being happy you don't have to be in it.

This year's program was entitled "Three Wise Men And A Baby". The songs were hip-hop versions of classic holiday songs. Think "Go Tell It On The Mountain" mixed with Hannah Montana and the Jonas Brothers and you've got a pretty good understanding of how awful it was.

Then, the jokes were epic crap. "Who ever heard of a Wise Man asking for directions?" Oh, woe (was) me.

Boy, that didn't sound like I wanted it too.

Anyway, the program was boring, stale, and just plain awful. I'm glad I wasn't in it and that its over. Now, I'm gonna go watch a movie.

fgtHRTUKouyYRy.

Reed

Saturday, December 19, 2009

Regarding my username...........

Hi, I'll make this really quick. My username on her says "TwistedIncFilms" I know the name is weird, but i wanted twisted films, not the extra "inc". So ignore it, please. It's been bothering me. Sorry to waste your time for the (1......2........3......) 3rd time today. (not really)

Reed

Sweet, Delicious Ketchup a la Lays Wavy Potatoe Chip

I just made my taste buds sing freakin' Christmas Carols. Yes, yes, I know. Taste buds do not have a mouth, tongue, vocal cords, or voice box, and, therefore, cannot sing.

Today, I gave my taste buds all those and more. (I got them a Nintendo DS, too.)

Anyway, when I went upstairs after posting my first blog, I ate some Potatoe Chips. They were delicious.

But they were missing something.

Missing zing, a sparkle of flavor that makes you want to burst with joy, throw up on a cute, baby bunny and watch it throw up in turn.

(That would be cool, actually.........watching a baby bunny throw up.........)

So, I decided to put ketchup on it.

You're probably thinking something like, "SICK, TWISTED PERVERT!! KETCHUP RUINS, NAY, DESTROYS POTATOE CHIPS!!! DON'T YOU KNOW THAT?!?!"

No, I do not know that. All I know is, it tasted delicious. It took my taste buds on a journey to the magical land of Ketchupmixedwithachipania. There they danced and sang like the penguins in the film Happy Feet. For 10 seconds all I knew was sweet joy, happiness, and ecstasy.

Until I swallowed and it kinda made my throat tingly and my eyes watered.

But it tasted so gooooodd.........

Anyway, I gotta go work on one of my movies. Sounds fun. (not)

Gotta work on storyboards, but I can't wait to start animating.

See ya later

Reed

My First Blog Of Epic

Hello. You have found my new blog. Yeah. I bet you're (not) excited. I am (not).

Yeah, so, I basically made this to show longer behind the scenes stuff for my YouTube videos besides Twitter. You can't fit a lot in 140 characters.

I waste that space anyway.

So, here's what's been going on:

1. Its Christmas break. Plenty of time to make my films.
2. Reading a terrifying book called Pandemia about how a bird flu (not swine) called H5N1 (not H1N1) infects millions of people in a few days and kills them within hours. All the main character's parents die at the beginning.
3. Pixar weekend on ABC Family. I wanna work at Pixar and ABC Family is showing a bunch of their movies and shorts for 3 days. Epic. Like this blog.

Anyway, I gotta go finish storyboards for my movies (The Sled Ride and TOP SECRET X-MAS SHORT)

See ya later

Reed